Who’s performing tonight

“They're finally out — tell me exactly what you'd do if you were standing in my kitchen right now.”

“Husband's asleep. I'm not.”

“Just off shift. Tell me something that'll keep me up longer.”

“Sixteen-year-old asleep. Door closed. Now.”

“Kids at college. House is too quiet — fix that.”

“Custody night. House quiet. Your move.”

“Weekend alone. Don't be polite.”

“Twenty minutes. Phone on silent. Don't waste them.”

“Class ended. Kids down. I'm still in my leggings.”

“Keys in my purse. What's your excuse for still being up?”

“Husband's watching the game. I'm watching my phone.”

“Twin monitor green. I'm not moving. Talk.”